Wednesday, March 21, 2012

About the army

serve. , For 10 years. As an engineer at the hospital. Yes, I was not on duty, did not shoot a gun, but I think that the duty to the Motherland has given and still give. I certainly gave the home to more than if it ran on the parade ground with a broom.

So, in fact, the history of obtaining military identification card. It began, when it came time for me to jump from the university in graduate school at the same university. Only now graduate in November, and the call is already gaining momentum in September.

But since August I started working at the hospital. But then I had no one to call me in any way. However, the first paycheck I saw in the winter ( after 4 months) and lost weight up to 49 kg at a rate of 61 (now 64-67 ). And earned in January or February. duodenal ulcer.

I was young, stupid and is listed as a postgraduate student (had a legitimate delay for three years). So crazy to go to the clinic to study and take to the military I did not have a certificate. Besides, I began to experience the illusion that the hospital will help me.

In fact, I prevented the hospital. In the recruiting office, I was not a doctor, but a real fag who always dragged myself to the hospital, and all he had a healthy. There, he spotted me and. And, it is clear that for the next one in the commision to me my ulcer does not believe it, and the probability of falling into the Sun was the highest ever.

I was sent to the clinic for outpatient. And there without a box of chocolates, which I still gave, office boss found my ulcer ( which by then had almost disappeared - there were small scars - barely found ) and confirmed its presence, backed by the words ' what for you to serve '.

At this very commission sad posozertsali help, but the decision did not, consider moving to the next call.

I began to prepare skis. Agreed with the father of the fictitious move to a nearby town, where the commissar was willing to pull the time up to 27 years. And here I am in the spring to the military and honestly looking in his eyes saying that I am moving. Uncle digs on the docks, and can not find my card. A couple of calls - and necessary -. I have written off during our last call. CORRESPONDENCE! .

But even more stupid than I felt a year later, when the re-examination in another recruiting office ( I changed my registration - moved to another area of ​​the city ), it became clear that I was canceled due to illness of the middle ear (the doctor to see, put a little hand ). I referred to the chief of which I was repeatedly examined. Thank God that the doctor knew of his military office and the problem resolved quickly.

Since then, the military authorities have not touched, and where voennik, I could hardly remember, and rarely. And what you want.

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